DISCLAIMER: Are you at least like 22? Bc these shirts are naughty and mean and have shits and pussy-wussies on them and are not suitable for regular, normal people. View at your own risk! I don't want your mom calling me.. Well maybe. Is she hot? (Unsure)
All apparel is printed w/ 100% real, standard screen printing techniques. No lame heat-transfers that wash off and look like ass after 2 days!
Yeah we screw around and have a good time in our little tiktok videos, but we print shirts & mail them out real nice like. No worries on that part! Plus we're still poor like everyone else, not some million dollar corporation type shit.
All the products are guaranteed against misprints & washouts! (They last for a long, long time) If something does slip through the cracks, just contact us! Just don't go full-on Karen, okay?
Grab a tee before this Friday & we'll send you a sticker w/ your tee maybe. Or a free shitty mystery gift. Or both. Idk! Who cares, it's FREE! Yay!
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Why are you still reading this lame shit all the way down here?? Just buy something, please, I'm poor asf bro.
I'm trying to move out of my parents house. I'm 31 & they're starting to really hate me & all my dumbass shirts taking up space!